“No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” Love develops between two 80-year-olds in a retirement home. The doctor takes a sip and says, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" Simple things for simple minds. There are no discussion topics on this book yet. Hickory, Dickory, and Doc; Notes. Today’s Worst Joke It tastes like hickory!" A form of this joke has a doctor entering a bar and ordering his usual daiquiri, but the bartender gives him something slightly different. DYING WISH. One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds. Story of Drunk jokes. google_color_url = "008000"; 2 likes Comment Post Cancel 1 - 2 2 comments #19. A link to reset your password has been sent to , … I heerd about 90-95% so far from my Da', an' his friends, when I was a young'un. Rating: 5 stars 06/02/2013. “Hickory daiquiri doc” (a pun on “hickory dickory dock") has been cited in print since at least 1961. Especially new parents. Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. Editing a comment . OK, somewhat a good girl this year. #19. December 2nd 2014 The doctor takes a sip, is promptly disgusted, and spits it all out. google_ad_type = "text_image"; In reality, I haven't killed anyone this year! See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald. A doctor had a regular habit of stopping off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home every evening. google_color_border = "336699"; 3, pg. Enter the email address associated with your account, and we'll email you a link to reset your password. The doc takes a sip and asks, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?" "It's a hickory daiquiri doc." One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn't have any almonds. She said, "I know I many be shallow, but they're so small. Hickory Daiquiri: One doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him.One day, the bartender ran out of hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. Hickory Daiquiri: One doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. And Dick says, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc." Eventually, they decide it’s time to consummate their love, so they meet after dinner in the chap’s room. 1 - 2 2 comments #19. And the bartender says, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc." “Hickory Dickory Dock” or “Hickety Dickety Dock” is a popular English nursery rhyme. 0. comments (0) Doctors Daiquiri. "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc!" 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